Too Boring = =

1)would it knew i like time your wasting just it's and this reading time sweet your took you because happy you are (now read it backwards)

2)I'm in love with my bed, we're perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just doesn't seem to want us together!

3)Roses are red, violets are blue, if i had i brick, id throw it at you

4)How the hell does paper beat rock? OK go stand in front of me and hold a piece of paper in front of your face and I'll throw a rock at you and see what happens!

5)if i knew test answers like i know music lyrics I'd be the smartest person in the world!

6)I swear Mario is a hobo, she runs around in sewers all day, wheres the same clothes every day, and collects coins to buy what... MUSHROOMS!

7)I wish I could Google EVERYTHING like typing in "WHERE'S MY iPod" and it would say ''UNDER THE BED"

8)I poke you, you poke me. We're a Facebook family. With a Comment on a Post and a Like button too. Won't you say you'll Poke me too?! ;p

9)Out of all the dinosaurs in the world to go extinct, Barney HAD to be the last one?

10)Cinderella snuck out, Pinocchio lies, Snow White lived with 7 men, and Sleeping Beauty sleeps in. Our parents wonder why we are the way we are.

11)when i was born i was so mad at my parents i didn't talk to them for two years! ;)

12)what is black+white+black+white+black+white???
a penguin rolling down a hill
whats black+white+laughing?
the penguin that pushed her.

13)TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

14)Thinks that makeup can make you prettier on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.

15)Math, you've already been told to stop making us find your x because she's not coming back... and now you're trying to make us find out y...

16)Parents spend 3 yrs of your childhood trying to help you learn to walk and talk, but they spend the rest of your childhood telling you to sit down and shut up!

17) if swimming is going to help me lose weight, will someone please explain whales to me?

18)Roflmao = really old fat lady munching an Oreo.

19)ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT= Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco.

20)Best Friends- If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If u jump off a cliff, I get a parachute because if you die, I'm screwed!!

21)Bruno Mars, "Grenade"
Katy Perry "Firework"
Taio Cruz, "Dynamite"
Kesha "Blow"
Why do people keep making songs about explosives?

WOAH... xDD