Funny Dora -.- (too boring xD)

1) Sponge bob Versus Dora...Which is better?? Sponge bob the silly sponge that knows where he lives or Dora that needs help finding her home and yells at things

2)Dear Dora, it's 2011. GET A FREAKING GPS!!!

3)Man, Dora needs to get some glasses... Where is the Banana Tree? Do you see the Banana Tree? Yes. Why yes, Dora I see the Banana Tree. Look behind you.

4)Dora: Mom, I'm going to the mountains with a purple squirrel, a talking monkey that wears boots, and possibly a fox that stalks me. Dora's Mom: Bring a jacket.

5)it's behind you. look, its right there, you just have to turn around. i said its behind you. GOD DAMMIT DORA THE FREAKING TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!

6)ARE YOU BLIND DORA?! Swiper is right behind you!!

7)Dora has a belly shirt, has. no human friends,runs away from home everyday, and is best friends with a naked monkey AND WE LET KIDS WATCH THIS!

8)I think Dora is an alcoholic...she needs her friends help finding her own house!

9)Dora: So where is the mountain? You: O M G it's five inches away! go get an education, you FREAK! *sigh* Dora: So... where is the mountain?

10)Dora.... could you just keep yourself out of the outer world??? Kids dont do that and your against the law.... your not even 7 yet -.-